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Microsoft Outlook Master Race

Microsoft Outlook Master Race

Look I get it. You're like "Don't email it to me. Send it via Slack or [obscure collaboration tool]. Why are you even still using email bro?" and you like beards, skinny jeans, free range chicken, gluten-free everything and you order a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon at Starbucks.

I get it. You're about that life.

But know that I laugh at you every time you ask me to resend something you insisted I send to you by means other than email because all of a sudden you couldn't find it.

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