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I fornicated with your mother last night. But I did so with consent.

So I recently got into playing Counterstrike : Global Offensive with a couple of friends. The last version of Counterstrike I really spent time playing was version 1.6 and, huge advancements in graphics and gameplay notwithstanding, the starkest difference between Counterstrike now and Counterstrike then is the trash talk--something which, as anyone who has ever played any multiplayer FPS would tell you, is an integral part of the game.

With the current outrage culture everyone with an internet connection nowadays seems to be part of, you really have to watch what you say even if you're just after some good-natured ribbing.

So, In lieu of the old insults I used to hurl at other Counterstrike players >10 years ago, my repertoire is limited to these:

"It looks like [Player Name] prefers to lie in the company of other men. And there's totally nothing wrong with that!"

"Nice shot. You got me. But did you know I fornicated with your mother last night. But I did so with consent. Doing so otherwise is illegal and we do not joke about that."

"Hey, it looks like you are new to this game and you like drawing bags of male genitalia to your mouth. Which is fine."

Take it away, Louis.

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